Top Ten Courtship Pick-Up lines

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10. “So I talked to your dad last night…”
9. “I lost my phone number. Maybe through a purposeful relationship, we can find out if I’m supposed to have yours.”
8. “Your Bible…or mine?”
7. “We’re perfect for each other. Our parents have so much in common!”
6. This one comes right out of the book of Song of Solomon, “You’re so, so, how can I say this biblically? Your teeth are like a flock of ewes that have come up from the washing…Your hair is like a herd of goats running down a mountain!”
5. “Do your feet hurt? ‘Cause you’ve been running through God’s plans for me all eternity long!”
4. “Let’s get our siblings together and go out sometime.”
3. “I can’t wait to see what you look like at 50.”
2. “Your modesty’s showing.”
1. “My parents are back in town. Wanna come over?”

For the record, my wife and I courted. So there.