We Can Be Heroes, Just for One Day…
Posted in: FunSo, since it’s Friday and since I can’t think of a real post, I wanted to let you in on a secret…
Cara and I have superpowers.
It’s true, though maybe super is the wrong word, perhaps uber-human or ever-so-slightly-heightened-powers.
I have the uncanny ability to smell everything. I can identify ingredients, perfumes, trace amounts of Heinz ketchup… all when I walk in a room. It’s like there’s 1.5 of the cast members from CSI Miami in my nose. (preferably not this guy) However, the few times that this talent is useful, telling people what I won’t eat, finding drugs, don’t make up for the infinite number of times it is debilitating. Pickles and vinegar are my kryptonite, I get visibly ill if someone pops open a package of vienna sausages within 50ft of me, I can’t walk down that aisle in the grocery store with the fireplace logs… and, yeah, if you ate garlic today, wait, I already know.
Cara possesses the super ability to differentiate between various sounds. She can’t hear a pin drop or a child stuck in a burning building but she could tell you if an actor had a voice over. If she were mechanically inclined I would promise you she could tell the difference between a 1977 Charger and a 1972 Chevelle… Photographic memory but without the photographs, Phonographic memory. Sadly though, because her memory is not as superhuman as her differentiating skills everything ends up sounding only vaguely familiar…
Essentially together we can combine our powers and get…
Captain Planet!
Sadly, no.
More like Val Kilmer in “At First Sight,” by combining my superpower with Cara’s you get, a blind man.
Sylar, eat your heart out.





